superbakedrastatroll

did-you-kno:

There’s a 300-page book called ‘A Void’ that was written without ever using the letter ‘e.’ The original is French, but there are over a dozen versions in different languages written by translators who also managed to compose them without using the most common letter of the alphabet. Source

56blogsstillcrazy:

you see the savage in his eyes as a kid

timelordparadise:

drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise

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ichabod-stole-my-tardis:

enernies-with-benefits:

When i was a kid my mom and i had a code word to let her know when i needed her to say no. For instance if a kid at school asked me to come over and stay the night but i really didnt want to, id call my mama and ask her, and then end it with “please, Mom?” I never call my mama Mom, just Mama or Moomoo, so she would know immediately to say that I was grounded or had too much homework or some other bullshit. We also had a system the other way around, so if i called her to see how her date was going and she needed an out, she would call me babydoll and id tell her i heard scary noises and was frightened and needed her to come home or something.
Anyways, my point is that every family should hqve a system of codes to keep them safe. Go do that.

Dude. Family life on point.

abseunt:

SHE WENT FROM 0-100 REAL QUICK

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onlylolgifs:

Smooth criminal

suppstephanie:

It took me while…

klefable:

klefable:

ladies, if a guy ever sends you an unwarranted dick pic, reply with this image

i just got a death threat for this post. nice 10/10

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cartel:

😂😂😂 ah omg